Lopeyland | One link at a time.
Sunday Sep 05 2010
The world according to Lopey.
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The next time I wallpaper my house, I’m contacting these guys. |
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Offices are now hazardous to your health. Not like we didn’t know that they sucked your life force out beforehand, but this is nice confirmation. |
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Bulwer-Lytton winners announced. |
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This just seems like a Bill Engvall routine waiting to happen. |
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As a software tester, I try to find the best ways to test stuff. But how do you test hardware? |
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I’m starting up a league at work. |
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GILLIGAN! |
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You know, tie-downs at Home Depot are pretty cheap. |
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My question is whether the lawyers have to know the gang signs. |
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Gilroy, CA. Garlic capital of the world. At least for now. |
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Dude. |
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Drunk? Need to get home? We’ll take you, no prob. |
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Legal fees: over half a million dollars. Verdict: two dollars. What to do, what to do? |
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From the land of haggis and mildew masquerading as cheese, Food high- and lowlights. |
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WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! |
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Here’s something for you, just in case another hurricane hits, or whatnot. |
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Another for the “why?” file. |
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Iran is enriching uranium for electricity purposes. Right. |
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“Oh no not I, I will survive…” |
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Gone to CNN’s website lately? |
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It’s one thing to not know what to do when you’re talking to someone. It’s a whole different ballgame when it’s broadcast. |
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Pretty pictures of aquaria. |
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This makes me want to wear a watch. |
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When you’re at the gym, your form is of upmost importance. |
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James Bond, unfit for service. |
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My only question is why they didn’t think of this sooner? |
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Showdown time. But of course it doesn’t matter, since even if he does something wrong, he’ll get his sentence commuted or pardoned… |
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If your company pays for your phone service, make sure that your text messaging is unlimited… |
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So really, How did Pat Tillman die? |
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Who knew? |
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I’m not so sure that this is political as much as it is Education related, but it is a story about the “No Child Left Untested” act, so read this, OK? |
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And all I thought you had to do was put the ball in the cup. |
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Who needs a limo for that date when you can travel in style? |
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If you win the lottery, what’s the first thing you’d buy? |
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Again, I’m thankful for the job I have. |
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In the beginning, God said, “Let there be evolution.” |
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“You can’t HANDLE THE TRUTH!” |
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“They’re trying to silence the conspiracy, man! Seriously!” |
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In the right-wing talk machine circle, Bill O’Reilly has been going after a site called Daily Kos because it’s a site that promotes progressive ideologies and candidates (and has also attacked Bill’s “reporting” on more than one occasion). However, Bill better keep his eye on his own website, first. |
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Do a good deed… |
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In Alaska, there’s bridges to nowhere, the internet is a series of tubes, and allegations of bribery are pretty common. |
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Freedom of speech, espeically in an academic context, is an interesting issue. Plagiarism, even more so. |
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Do you know me? I’ve got stupid grooming and a rhinestone collar. |
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Crook of the year nominee #2. |
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And STILL stay off my lawn! |
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So, you’ve got a pet what? |
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“I wanna rock and roll all night…” |
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“and party every day…” |
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For those of you not paying attention, the administration is heading straight toward a showdown with congress. |
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MSNBC’s Dateline has “To Catch a Predator”. They ran a sting in Murphy. Due to some really poor planning, or if you go to Perverted Justice, you can read the reason why NBC is getting sued big time. Oh, and the DA dismissed 95% of the charges against the people involved. |
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So that’s why he walks funny. |
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So is a domestic partnership the same as a marriage? |
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Meanwhile, I’m gonna grill me some bald eagle. |
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“Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine. I like to drink you with a little salt and lime… Just don’t let me dance on the bar, okay?”. |
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Harry Potter will not be a NYT best seller. |
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Did you know they film “Cheaters” in Dallas? Too bad they didn’t get this story. |
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The great wall of China. Hoover Dam. The Grand Canyon. That monstrosity your rich neighbor bought for his spoiled kids. |
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Someone please send the pope a case of aspirin, because Excedrin headache number infinity-1 is here. |
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Some people had their moments in the sun and are done. Newt joins the club. |
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Burglar of the Year candidate |
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Speaking of Newt, he once claimed Rush Limbaugh was Public Radio. And the real killer’s still loose. |
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And stay off my lawn! |
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“I want to be a part of it… New York, New York.” |
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Usually, people write letters to public officials to complain. It doesn’t work as well the other way around. |
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This is what my job will be next week. |
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If you are a prisoner in the Phillipines, you face a punishment worse than death. |
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This is a pretty good read. I still allow comments, though. Maybe after I actually GET one, I’ll change my mind. |
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Mad RC Skills. |
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So everyone but the one person who matters thinks it’s a failure. |
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No ‘who let the dogs out?’ jokes here. Good grief. You’re a multimillionaire. You own property. Do you let just anyone use it? Do you sign your name on a kennel registration form just because you’re helping out? Common decency takes a holiday on this one. |
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Michael Moore vs. CNN, part 2 |
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Michael Moore vs. CNN, part 3 |
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One way to deter a carjacker. Run over him. |
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New Pixar short. Watch before it gets taken down for copyright infringement. |
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Hey Bubba, watch me do this! |
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I don’t get beauty pagaents at all. But this is kinda funny. |
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No, we can’t get it here. |
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When real people just aren’t good enough. |
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Plane? Ship? Yes! |
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Why I don’t compete in track and field. |
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Playing, rather literally, with your food. |
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You taught. You sold drugs. You can teach again, little cricket. |
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Water, water everywhere, especially at $55 a liter. |
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Work is not myspace. Work is not a day long party. Work is not always going to be fun. So grow up, already. |
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Poutine. Curling. Uh… |
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When you say “We didn’t do nothing,” you’re forgetting about double negatives AND the drugs in your laptop bags. |
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It sickens me to see parents not buckle their kids in. This makes me want to go throw up. |
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I know I focused on this a day or two ago, but here it is again: Don’t trust ANYONE you don’t personally know to work on your computer. |
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“If you see me walking down the street, and I trumpet real loud, walk on by….” |
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Can a President prevent people from answering a subpoena? We’re going to find out real soon now… |
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A talking baby is not a bomb. |
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So what if we can’t see anything? Let’s land the 737 anyway. Thank God for IFR. |
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I just don’t get it. I just don’t. |
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