| Only the British. | |
| Lance Murdock’s Alma Mater. | |
| Want to work at NASA? Just sign this loyalty oath… | |
| You know, we’ve got some Thomas the Tank Engine parts that need to be returned. How many tainted products are there? | |
| Item removed due to it being a viral campaign. Sigh. | |
| Just to show that not everyone in America is a jaded cynic. | |
| This one has me scratching my head. | |
| The Edinburgh Fringe Fesitval is going on, and this performance of Tim Minchin is a highlight. | |
| Camouflage during World War II. | |
| George Lucas’ next big project. | |
| If you build it, they will tear it down. | |
| I’m not a big fan of contracting, but this story borders on the ridiculous. | |
| Religion and politics. | |
| So, six miners still haven’t been found, and the way to fix the situation is ease up on restrictions? | |
| The GAO says “No, we’re not making progress.” |
| Whither segregation? | |
| What can’t you buy at Amazon? | |
| Karl Rove’s going away gift. | |
| Everyone’s seen ASCII art, but not like this. | |
| Would you live there? | |
| Gotta be good with your hands. | |
| Did you know there are farms in Manhattan? | |
| The history of the bra. | |
| Remember that libel lawsuit from the nutcase? Withdrawn. |
| I love the slide rule. | |
| “Yeah, let’s mine data for national security.” “Wait, isn’t that against the law?” “Nah, no one will find out.” | |
| Breastfeeding in public in Kentucky: what can happen? | |
| If you enjoy fine dining, here’s some friendly advice. | |
| Following on from Miss Teen South Carolina, here’s some maps. | |
| So maybe Texas’ state fair isn’t so bad after all. | |
| We don’t need no stinkin’ chip clips! | |
| TPIR meets the Sopranos. | |
| Here’s some very scary retouchings. Just click on the more samples link. | |
| Ever wanted to beat someone up? | |
| Now it’s just not athletes who have illegitimate kids, but that demographic’s pretty easy to track. | |
| Cool pics of earth. | |
| Strange hotels. | |
| I’d wear it. | |
| Recording mistakes. | |
| Working code is good. | |
| With Gonzales gone, will things change? | |
| Paying for the war. | |
| I’m not discussing Larry Craig. | |
| A political timeline of Hurricane Katrina. | |
| Presenting the House Hippo. | |
| Basic Instructions. |
| A biased look at our former Attorney General. | |
| I can understand adults choosing or being able to cope with no health insurance. Kids, however… | |
| What’s Ted Haggard doing these days? | |
| In all the discussion about immigration, here’s a bit of “do, not talk”. | |
| To be a hypocrite is apparently to be human. Unless you’re a politician. | |
| Number 23 did NOT bring back memories, thank you… | |
| The metaphor for getting rid of files taken to a whole new level. | |
| Okay, politicians. Address this. | |
| I’m going to have to face this in about ten years. | |
| Now why didn’t we have this course when I was in college? | |
| As if weddings weren’t expensive already… | |
| I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that this kid has active and contagious tuberculosis, or that he doesn’t care about it. | |
| Some fashion laws for men. | |
| As usual, I’m somewhat ashamed of my state. Deep fried what? |
| I guess these kids will have to conform to the “No Child Left Unsaved” Act… | |
| “Okay, the hurdle’s coming, the hurdle’s coming, gotta jump, gotta jump, hurdle’s com-”THWACK. | |
| Where did the money go in Iraq? | |
| This is a freakin’ Miss Teen USA contestant, for goodness’ sake. Our educational system has failed. | |
| I don’t know how many of these have you actually read? Thought so. | |
| You’ll want to play it again. | |
| Remeber, parents: There’s no such thing as a secure computer. | |
| Taking the car for a spin taken to a whole new level. | |
| Got T-Mobile? Want an iPhone? It’s your lucky day. | |
| It just hasn’t been the same since Ben and Jerry sold out. | |
| Remember the boy scout motto: Be prepared. | |
| Motivational speaking. | |
| Let’s have a car chase. | |
| I’m posting this so I can make the song stop. | |
| Ready to feel old? | |
| Take out your aggression on the midway. | |
| Otters can be cute. | |
| Old and new. | |
| Former Rice student Alberto Gonzales finally resigned as Attorney General. Sad for him, good for America. Who’s next? | |
| I kid you not, we saw this at Costco and was tempted to get it to donate to a food shelter. Avoid. Avoid. |
| I really miss Da Vinci’s Notebook. | |
| Look, up in the sky! | |
| At first glance, I thought this was for the parents to use on the kid… | |
| Frisbees typically weigh 175 grams. This can vary if you are into disc golf, or if you don’t know what you’re tossing. | |
| I can has Pokemon cards? | |
| I do not garden at all. These people do. | |
| Get down with your bad self. | |
| Halloween is just around the corner. |
| Don’t hack the Fark. | |
| So what happens when you try to answer a voter eligibility question? | |
| John Basedow, meet your nemesis. | |
| Ever wanted to smack Fred Phelps upside his head? Here’s one way. | |
| Evolution vs. creationism. Let the lawsuits begin. |
| Apparently, the Army of One has issues with MREs. | |
| Why does this not surprise me? | |
| Healthcare as public policy is going to matter more. It doesn’t seem to matter much right now. | |
| How many senior executives can you confuse at one time? | |
| George Carlin has been provoking people for years. Here’s some of his best thoughts. | |
| Much like other failed cross-sport genres, this one looks like it might hurt a bit. | |
| Rack ‘em! |
| Yes, let’s get fit in front of that TV. | |
| If only it were true. | |
| You know, weathermen really don’t get tracked often. Who really cares whether they’re right or wrong, as long as they’re entertaining. | |
| So, how do you work out? foam sword? Okay. | |
| Enjoy your oranges while you can. | |
| Generally, people find a niche and stick to it. Artists paint. Actors act. Singers sing. But some feel emboldened to cross into new realms, ones for which they are extremely unqualified. |
| You know, choking on a sandwich while driving is bad. But sometimes you get lucky. | |
| Some interesting pirate information. | |
| Quote from this article: “…made it clear that the government tries to exclude dissenters from the president’s presidential appearances…” | |
| Thankfully, they got caught before trying to ship a hex driver. | |
| So what’s better to do with your time than get a Stormtrooper outfit and dance in downtown Tokyo? | |
| Dating service disaster videos. | |
| I always needed a zero volume surface. | |
| “I built a 535 ft. Slip-n-Slide” | |
| Rush Hour in Vietnam. | |
| Delete C:\*.*? Sure. |